Autumn Cookie Monster
It was raining,
the wind was whipping me into
shape more than my 43-year old pig pace,
running laps around aging, genetics,
and an untiring drive to work.
(pathetic)
But I remembered I once said,
"October is an honest month,"
with leaves falling red and orange -
reminding me of empty branches,
snowbanks, and chills biting my bones.
There's truth to trees,
and though I ran wet in the pre-hibernal breeze,
I still maintained my pace.
Ah, the race. The race.
Deadlines, debates, all the trying-to-be greats,
and all I can think about is what a cookie monster I am,
how the e m p i r e belongs to me.
Purple. Passion. The strength of Mother Nature, Maude...
and I think to myself, "Man is truly a fraud."
Okay, I'm done with my poem. The real reason I'm writing is that I was writing all day yesterday in between Glamis attacks and tirades. What's a man to do when it's pouring outside, and not even a dog wants to see its feet in grass? I did my best to keep her at bay, but then I found a wad of plastic - no, it's not bubblegum. Glamis ate my caveman figurine given to me by Kathy Silver as a housewarming gift (in a plant while hunting a dinosaur). Well, he's now dead.
Why am I writing such silliness? It's Thursday in October. I need it. I'm sure you could use a cookie, too. And with that I admit, "I watched Taraji P. Henson last night." (No, I didn't. The World Series was on...so I watched the Republican debate)
(and I'm laughing...when I tweeted this out last night, it went out as "this photograph may contain sensitive material." Well, yes...to plastic cavemen that have lost to the prying jaws of an over-energized dog who just wants to play).
(and I'm laughing...when I tweeted this out last night, it went out as "this photograph may contain sensitive material." Well, yes...to plastic cavemen that have lost to the prying jaws of an over-energized dog who just wants to play).
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