Q. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? A. FROSTBITE!
Q. What do Snowmen have for Breakfast?
A. Snowflakes
Q. How does a Snowman get to work?
A. By icicle
Q. How can you tell a Snowman from a Snow Woman?
A. Snowballs
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Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Icecaps
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Ice Bergers
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What do Snowmen have for Breakfast?
A. Snowflakes
Q. How does a Snowman get to work?
A. By icicle
Q. How can you tell a Snowman from a Snow Woman?
A. Snowballs
OK - maybe not so little kid-funny… but good for the teens. Yucca Yucca Yucca
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Icecaps
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Ice Bergers
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle
Q: What sort of cakes do snowmen like best?
A: Ones with thick icing
Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.
Q.What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head?
A. It knocked him out cold.
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A. Owlgebra.
Q. How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? A. You wake up wet!
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